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January 15, 2013

The Doctor Can't See You Now

A psychiatrist’s secretary walks into his study and says, “There’s a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. He claims he’s invisible.”

The psychiatrist responds, “Tell him I can’t see him.”

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