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January 9, 2013
Steven Wrightisms
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.
Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?
I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world . . . Perhaps you’ve seen it.
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