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January 8, 2013

Lying About Your Age

Bob, a 70-year-old wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and sexy 25-year-old blonde who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm. She hangs on Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are stunned.

At their first chance, they corner him and ask, “Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?”

Bob replies, “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!”

“So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?”

“I lied about my age,” Bob replies.

“Did you tell her you were only 50?”

Bob smiles and says, “No, I told her I was 95.”

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