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January 2, 2013

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A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend.

“Do you talk to your husband when you’re making love?” the girlfriend asked.

She thought for a minute said, “Well, no, but now that you mention it, I suppose we could. We both have cell phones.”

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