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December 21, 2012

Lesser of Two Evils

Sister Catherine was asking the Catholic fourth graders what they wanted to be when they grew up.

Said Mary Margaret, “When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!”

Sister Catherine’s eyes grew wide and she barked, “What did you say?!”

Mary Margaret repeated her answer.

“Oh thank God!” said Sister Catherine, breathing a sigh of relief. “I thought you said a Protestant!”

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