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December 19, 2012
Animal Magnetism
George was enjoying his drink at the bar, when an unattractive woman with a squirrel on her shoulder sat down next to him.
The woman says to George, “If you can guess what kind of animal I have on my shoulder, I’ll sleep with you.”
George says, “Ah … looks like a crocodile to me.”
The woman says, “Close enough.”
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