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December 18, 2012

Smart Dog

Some rednecks were sitting around talking about how smart their dogs were.

“I’ll tell you what, boys,” said one. “I house-trained my hound dog Jake when he was just a pup. When he pooped on the floor, I would stick his nose in it and throw him out the door.

“Now, he’s so smart that when he poops on the floor, he sticks his nose in it and then throws himself out the window!”

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