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December 13, 2012

Happy Couple

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and gentleman peering in his shop window at the posters of glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week, and the dejected-looking couple gave him a rare feeling of generosity.

He called them into his shop and said, “I know that on your pension, you could most likely never hope to have a holiday. So I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense, and I won’t take no for an answer.” He then asked his secretary to write two flight tickets and book a room in a five-star hotel.

They gladly accepted and were on their way.

About a month later, the old lady came back in to his shop.

“And how did you like your holiday?” he asked eagerly.

“The flight was exciting, and the room was lovely, thank you,” she said. “But one thing puzzled me: Who was that old guy I had to share the room with?”

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