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December 12, 2012

Tummy Trouble

A woman went to see a doctor, complaining of an upset stomach. The doctor asked, “What did you have for dinner last night?”

“Oysters,” she replied.

“Were the oysters fresh?” asked the doctor.

“How should I know?” said the lady.

“Well,” asked the doctor, “couldn’t you tell when you took off the shells?”

“Oh my God,” gasped the lady. “Are you supposed to take off the shells?”

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