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December 12, 2012
Tummy Trouble
A woman went to see a doctor, complaining of an upset stomach. The doctor asked, “What did you have for dinner last night?”
“Oysters,” she replied.
“Were the oysters fresh?” asked the doctor.
“How should I know?” said the lady.
“Well,” asked the doctor, “couldn’t you tell when you took off the shells?”
“Oh my God,” gasped the lady. “Are you supposed to take off the shells?”
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