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December 5, 2012

At The Bar

Two men are sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, “I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.”
 
The other guy responds proudly, “That I am!”

The first guy says, “So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?”

“I'm from Dublin, I am.”

The first guy responds, “So am I!”

“Sure and begorra! And what street did you live on in Dublin?”

The other guy says, “A lovely little area. McCleary Street, in the old central part of town.”

“Faith, and it's a small world! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?”

The other guy answers, “Well, St. Mary's, of course.”

Really excited now, the first guy says, “Why, so did I! And what year did you graduate?”

“Well, now, let's see. That would be 1964.”

The first guy exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self!'

About this time, another regular walks in, sits at the bar, and orders a beer.

Handing her the beer, the bartender shakes his head, muttering, “It's going to be a long night tonight.”

“Why do you say that?” she asks.

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

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