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November 30, 2012

Different ways to say you’re not so bright

As smart as bait.

Chimney’s clogged.

Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.

Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Her sewing machine’s out of thread.

His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.

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