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November 27, 2012

Wacky Matches

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.

If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho.

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.

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