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November 26, 2012

Different ways to say you’re not so bright

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

A few beers short of a six-pack.

Dumber than a box of hair.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn’t have all her cornflakes in one box.

The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.


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