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November 15, 2012

Something for the House

Wife: Okay, today’s Friday. Where’s your pay envelope?

Man: I already spent all my pay. I bought something for the house.

Wife: What? What could you buy for the house that cost $480?

Man: Eight rounds of drinks.

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