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November 7, 2012
The Deal
Martin had one drink too many at the pub and had also run out of money, but that did not stop him from ordering for more. He said to the bartender, “C’mon Dan, give me a few more drinks. I’ll pay you next week, I promise.”
“Look,” said Dan, pointing out the window. “Can you see that building across the road?”
“Yeah. What about it?” said Martin.
“Well, that’s the National Bank, and I have a deal with them” said Dan.
“What kind of deal?” Martin blurted.
“They agreed not to sell booze, and I agreed not to lend money.”
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