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November 5, 2012

Married for 40 Years

Recently, after celebrating my 40th wedding anniversary, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 40 years ago, we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

“Now, I have a $500,000 home; a $35,000 car; a nice big bed; and a large-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black-and-white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

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