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July 31, 2014

The Most Beautiful Girl

The young bride-to-be gushed to her friend, “Paul keeps telling everyone he’s going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world!”

“What a shame!” the friend replies. “And after all the time you’ve been engaged!”

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