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July 28, 2010

A Really Bad Day

A sad looking man is sitting alone at a bar, staring into his drink for an hour when a big, trouble-making brute of a man comes up to him, takes the drink from the guy, and chugs it straight down.

The poor man starts crying. The brute says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink.. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that,” says the sad man. “This day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept, got to work late, and my boss, outrageous, fires me.

“When I leave the building, I find out my car’s been stolen. The police say they can’t do anything for me. So I get a cab home and right when the cabby drives off, I realize I left my wallet in my jacket on the back seat.

"When I get in the house, arriving much earlier than usual or course, I find my wife in bed with the gardener.

“Not knowing what else to do, I came to the bar, and just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison!"

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