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The Wife From Hell
A police officer pulls over a speeding car...
4/22/2010 4.9 out of 5
My Blackberry is Not Working
I bought something from you last week...
2/29/2012 4.9 out of 5
Road Rage
He was just trying to pass the elephant...
6/27/2011 4.8 out of 5
Car Accident
An old guy's car collides with a young guy's car ...
4/19/2010 4.8 out of 5
The Boss
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect...
4/20/2010 4.8 out of 5
Election Time
Walking down the street...
10/29/2010 4.8 out of 5
Confession
An elderly man walks into a confessional...
3/23/2011 4.7 out of 5
Moral for Today
One day, a farmer's donkey...
3/30/2011 4.7 out of 5
Church Ladies with Typewriters
The Fasting & Prayer Conference...
4/4/2011 4.7 out of 5
Trimming the Fat
A manufacturing plant, feeling it was time...
5/26/2011 4.7 out of 5
Tapped Out
Riding in a cab...
12/23/2011 4.7 out of 5
A Waste of Talent
A biker was riding along...
1/2/2012 4.7 out of 5
Your Call
Through the pitch-black...
9/3/2012 4.7 out of 5
Let's Play House
A man and a woman...
9/12/2012 4.6 out of 5
The Husband Store
A store that sells new...
7/23/2012 4.6 out of 5
The Matchmaker
John the Matchmaker...
1/3/2013 4.6 out of 5
Lying About Your Age
Bob, a 70-year-old...
1/8/2013 4.6 out of 5
The Senility Prayer
Grant me the senility...
2/15/2013 4.6 out of 5
Man of Few Words
A grizzled old man was eating...
2/22/2012 4.6 out of 5
That'll Teach Ya
Sarah, church gossip...
1/20/2012 4.6 out of 5
Prioritizing
John won a free ticket...
5/8/2012 4.6 out of 5
A Woman’s Place
Years before the Afghan conflict...
6/8/2011 4.6 out of 5
The Art of Discretion
Six guys are playing poker...
5/5/2011 4.6 out of 5
Out of the Mouths of Babes
What is the correct age to get married?...
2/25/2011 4.6 out of 5
Trying to Help
Walking down the street...
3/11/2011 4.5 out of 5
Truth or Consequences
A wife asked her husband...
4/1/2011 4.5 out of 5
Negative People
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome...
4/5/2010 4.5 out of 5
Don't Judge Too Quickly
Don't Judge Too Quickly...
5/6/2010 4.5 out of 5
Are You Smarter Than...
A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other ...
5/19/2010 4.5 out of 5
FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER.....The Hollywood Squares
From the days when the Hollywood Squares game show...
7/1/2010 4.5 out of 5
Big Spender
Several men are in...
4/26/2013 4.5 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
5/20/2013 4.5 out of 5
At The Bar
Two men are sitting...
12/5/2012 4.5 out of 5
One Thing at a Time
This old lady walks into the doctor’s office...
10/19/2012 4.5 out of 5
Batter Up!
Two old men had been...
6/26/2012 4.5 out of 5
High Medical Costs
A woman brought her very limp...
7/26/2012 4.4 out of 5
Priorities
A guy tells his doctor...
8/31/2012 4.4 out of 5
That's Just Blarney
A group of Americans is...
8/15/2012 4.4 out of 5
The Perfect Man
The preacher was...
10/25/2012 4.4 out of 5
Married for 40 Years
Recently, after celebrating...
11/5/2012 4.4 out of 5
Working For a Living
A man drives his date...
11/9/2012 4.4 out of 5
3 Wise Men
The same question was posed...
1/17/2013 4.4 out of 5
It's All Relative
A poor man walking...
4/17/2013 4.4 out of 5
Major Deterrent
As a pre-med student...
4/12/2013 4.4 out of 5
Medical Advice
A doctor and his wife...
3/21/2013 4.4 out of 5
The Price of Peace
A wise old gentleman...
3/7/2013 4.4 out of 5
Chicken Legs
A man was driving...
1/21/2013 4.4 out of 5
Cussin' Time
Two brothers, a six year old and a four year old, are upstairs in their bedroom...
5/3/2010 4.4 out of 5
God Bless Church Ladies with Typewriters
The church will host...
4/25/2011 4.4 out of 5
Redneck Lent
Each Friday night after work, Bubba...
4/19/2011 4.4 out of 5


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