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The Wife From Hell
A police officer pulls over a speeding car...
4/22/2010 4.9 out of 5
Car Accident
An old guy's car collides with a young guy's car ...
4/19/2010 4.8 out of 5
The Boss
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect...
4/20/2010 4.8 out of 5
Election Time
Walking down the street...
10/29/2010 4.8 out of 5
Confession
An elderly man walks into a confessional...
3/23/2011 4.7 out of 5
Moral for Today
One day, a farmer's donkey...
3/30/2011 4.7 out of 5
Church Ladies with Typewriters
The Fasting & Prayer Conference...
4/4/2011 4.7 out of 5
Trimming the Fat
A manufacturing plant, feeling it was time...
5/26/2011 4.7 out of 5
Tapped Out
Riding in a cab...
12/23/2011 4.7 out of 5
A Waste of Talent
A biker was riding along...
1/2/2012 4.7 out of 5
Your Call
Through the pitch-black...
9/3/2012 4.7 out of 5
Getting Fresh
An Irishman...
7/10/2013 4.7 out of 5
Whoops
A man staggers into...
6/5/2013 4.6 out of 5
Let's Play House
A man and a woman...
9/12/2012 4.6 out of 5
The Husband Store
A store that sells new...
7/23/2012 4.6 out of 5
At The Bar
Two men are sitting...
12/5/2012 4.6 out of 5
Lying About Your Age
Bob, a 70-year-old...
1/8/2013 4.6 out of 5
Man of Few Words
A grizzled old man was eating...
2/22/2012 4.6 out of 5
Prioritizing
John won a free ticket...
5/8/2012 4.6 out of 5
Out of the Mouths of Babes
What is the correct age to get married?...
2/25/2011 4.6 out of 5
Lost and Found
Two guys, one young...
12/1/2014 4.6 out of 5
Trying to Help
Walking down the street...
3/11/2011 4.5 out of 5
Truth or Consequences
A wife asked her husband...
4/1/2011 4.5 out of 5
Negative People
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome...
4/5/2010 4.5 out of 5
Don't Judge Too Quickly
Don't Judge Too Quickly...
5/6/2010 4.5 out of 5
FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER.....The Hollywood Squares
From the days when the Hollywood Squares game show...
7/1/2010 4.5 out of 5
The Matchmaker
John the Matchmaker...
1/3/2013 4.5 out of 5
One Thing at a Time
This old lady walks into the doctor’s office...
10/19/2012 4.5 out of 5
Batter Up!
Two old men had been...
6/26/2012 4.5 out of 5
Big Spender
Several men are in...
4/26/2013 4.5 out of 5
The Senility Prayer
Grant me the senility...
2/15/2013 4.5 out of 5
That Bit
The doctor is giving...
2/14/2014 4.5 out of 5
Always Be Prepared
Dorothy and Edna...
4/9/2014 4.5 out of 5
Just Married
A man and woman ...
8/4/2014 4.5 out of 5
Last Gasp
Fred had been a faithful ...
6/18/2014 4.4 out of 5
Junior Jets
A mother and her...
8/18/2014 4.4 out of 5
The Last Time
A man returns from...
9/3/2014 4.4 out of 5
Cleanup in Aisle 9
Three couples-one...
10/13/2014 4.4 out of 5
Donkey Distress
A preacher wanted to...
5/22/2014 4.4 out of 5
The Coffee Break
The devil meets a guy...
2/19/2014 4.4 out of 5
Gone Fishin’
A man calls home...
1/16/2014 4.4 out of 5
A Frog in his Throat
A man enters his local bar...
1/30/2014 4.4 out of 5
The Price of Peace
A wise old gentleman...
3/7/2013 4.4 out of 5
Chicken Legs
A man was driving...
1/21/2013 4.4 out of 5
Medical Advice
A doctor and his wife...
3/21/2013 4.4 out of 5
Major Deterrent
As a pre-med student...
4/12/2013 4.4 out of 5
It's All Relative
A poor man walking...
4/17/2013 4.4 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
6/6/2013 4.4 out of 5
Side Business
When a woman got married...
5/27/2013 4.4 out of 5
Road Warrior
I have a little...
7/31/2013 4.4 out of 5


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