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Whiskey Worms
A professor of chemistry...
8/22/2014 3.7 out of 5
Jerk Jocks
Bob was sitting...
8/21/2014 4.0 out of 5
Designer Genes
How do you confuse...
8/20/2014 1.8 out of 5
Panda Power
A panda walks into...
8/19/2014 2.8 out of 5
Junior Jets
A mother and her...
8/18/2014 4.5 out of 5
Coffee
A blonde says...
8/15/2014 2.1 out of 5
Prison Run
A vertically challenged psychic...
8/14/2014 3.2 out of 5
Pipedream
A plumber’s dream...
8/13/2014 2.2 out of 5
No Toke
Lawmakers in Jamaica...
8/12/2014 1.7 out of 5
High Enough Price
According to a new survey...
8/11/2014 2.7 out of 5
Wild Wilderness
An exhausted hunter...
8/8/2014 3.5 out of 5
Bacon
What did the pig...
8/7/2014 2.3 out of 5
Dangerously Dumb
Two robbers were robbing...
8/6/2014 2.4 out of 5
Compliments
I look fat...
8/5/2014 3.8 out of 5
Just Married
A man and woman ...
8/4/2014 4.5 out of 5
Ghost Story
The party in the woods...
8/1/2014 3.3 out of 5
The Most Beautiful Girl
The young bride-to-be...
7/31/2014 2.3 out of 5
A Dog's Life
This guy sees a sign ...
7/30/2014 3.7 out of 5
Heaven Sent
An exasperated mother ...
7/29/2014 2.7 out of 5
Magic Circle
One day, while out...
7/28/2014 1.7 out of 5
On Target
Did you hear ...
7/25/2014 1.4 out of 5
Two to Tango
Did you hear ...
7/24/2014 1.4 out of 5
What's in a Name
A grasshopper walks ...
7/23/2014 2.6 out of 5
You Get What You Pay For
Driving by a Texas...
7/22/2014 2.1 out of 5
Now Hear This!
Did you hear ...
7/21/2014 3.1 out of 5
The Payoff
At breakfast...
7/18/2014 4.1 out of 5
Bored of Education
The child comes home...
7/17/2014 2.9 out of 5
Ringer
At the cocktail party...
7/8/2014 3.5 out of 5
Toad You So
A little boy goes...
7/7/2014 3.1 out of 5
Blink
Two blondes were driving...
7/3/2014 2.7 out of 5
With This Ring
A police officer ...
7/2/2014 3.9 out of 5
Rx Regrets
A distraught senior ...
7/1/2014 3.5 out of 5
Time Out
Boss: You Should...
6/30/2014 2.6 out of 5
Keeping the Faith
The woman, embarrassed...
6/27/2014 3.5 out of 5
Gator Bait
While sports fishing ...
6/26/2014 3.8 out of 5
Blonde Ambition
Two blondes were flying...
6/25/2014 2.9 out of 5
Playing Through
The room was full of pregnant...
6/24/2014 3.2 out of 5
The Buzz
Two bees ran into ...
6/23/2014 2.6 out of 5
Pampered
After the young couple brought ...
6/20/2014 3.5 out of 5
Lemons and Lemonade
A family had twin boys ...
6/19/2014 3.7 out of 5
Last Gasp
Fred had been a faithful ...
6/18/2014 4.4 out of 5
Night Owls
A man is in bed ...
6/17/2014 3.1 out of 5
Department of Corrections
Police in Los Angeles ...
6/16/2014 2.8 out of 5
Baby on Board
A man called 911 ...
6/13/2014 3.2 out of 5
Spin Doctor
The doctor walks into ...
6/12/2014 3.2 out of 5
Holy Mackerel
A couple of priests ...
6/11/2014 3.9 out of 5
Watch This
Jennifer watched as the cashier...
6/11/2014 3.7 out of 5
Getting Wired
The lumberjack loved...
6/10/2014 1.3 out of 5
Life Explained by Graphs
Your intended career...
6/9/2014 3.6 out of 5
Dead to Rights
“Doctor, how many...
6/6/2014 2.9 out of 5


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