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The Thief
One night, Tim was walking home...
2/12/2016 N/a
A Position of Authority
A rancher was minding...
2/11/2016 3.8 out of 5
Looking for Trouble
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business and the other ...
2/10/2016 2.7 out of 5
Holy Roller
A priest and a cab driver died and went to Heaven. Upon arrival, St. Peter gave...
2/9/2016 4.0 out of 5
How 'Bout Them Apples?
A young man asked an old, rich man how he made his...
2/8/2016 3.4 out of 5
Spiritual Journey
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle when they were stopped promptly by a police...
2/5/2016 2.8 out of 5
Wish Granted
A State government employee sits in his office. Out of boredom, he decides to see...
2/4/2016 1.5 out of 5
Quiet In Church
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why...
2/2 - 2/3/2016 3.9 out of 5
Payback
Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands...
2/2/2016 3.0 out of 5
I love you
A couple was sitting in their living room...
2/1/2016 4.0 out of 5
Life Expectancy
A recent study...
1/29/2016 3.7 out of 5
Communication is Key
A newly married man...
1/28/2016 3.5 out of 5
Survivors
Bob and Doris are on a...
1/27/2016 3.8 out of 5
Alphabet Soup
Honey, how would you...
1/26/2016 3.3 out of 5
Togetherness
A man and a woman were...
1/25/2016 3.3 out of 5
Reflections
I once bought my kid...
1/22/2016 2.7 out of 5
Upper Hand
George Washington...
1/21/2016 3.3 out of 5
Trying Golf
Toward the end...
1/20/2016 3.3 out of 5
Ups and Downs
A man jumps from a plane...
1/19/2016 2.6 out of 5
Diagnosis
A man entered his...
1/18/2016 2.7 out of 5
A Haircut
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”...
1/15/2016 4.3 out of 5
Job Ad Terminology Defined
What does that "help wanted" ad terminology really mean?...
1/14/2016 4.1 out of 5
Judgment Day
A Bible group study leader...
1/13/2016 3.8 out of 5
That Smarts
My friend thinks...
1/12/2016 2.6 out of 5
Busted
A married man was...
1/11/2016 4.0 out of 5
Her Family
A child asked his father...
1/8/2016 3.8 out of 5
Out of the Habit
Two nuns were ordered to...
1/7/2016 3.7 out of 5
All the Crayons
Mrs. Smith, I ain’t...
1/6/2016 3.4 out of 5
Whoops
The principal is so dumb...
1/5/2016 3.7 out of 5
Words of Wisdom
An economist...
1/4/2016 3.5 out of 5
Hot Shot 12/21/2015 4.5 out of 5
The First Step
Two coworkers...
12/18/2015 2.6 out of 5
Texas Three-Kick Rule
A lawyer went duck hunting...
12/17/2015 4.2 out of 5
The Object
In an eighth-grade...
12/16/2015 3.5 out of 5
Who Said?
An 80-year-old man went...
12/15/2015 3.9 out of 5
Who's For Dinner
A cannibal chief invited...
12/14/2015 2.6 out of 5
Bitter Pill
Doctor I have a sore...
12/11/2015 2.8 out of 5
Aging Disgracefully
A distraught older woman...
12/10/2015 2.7 out of 5
Street Smarts
Whoever answers my next...
12/9/2015 3.8 out of 5
Living Well
Two women who had just...
12/8/2015 3.8 out of 5
Heavenly Help
Betty and Tim die in a car accident...
12/7/2015 2.9 out of 5
Following Directions
Two hunters are...
12/4/2015 3.2 out of 5
The Right Direction
A preacher new to a small country...
12/3/2015 3.4 out of 5
Bases Loaded
Tom was at the hospital...
12/2/2015 3.8 out of 5
The Hack
Toward the end of a...
12/1/2015 3.9 out of 5
Big Dreams
A little boy was...
11/30/2015 4.1 out of 5
Trash and Treasure
A guy was meeting...
11/25/2015 3.5 out of 5
All's Fair
A man felt that he needed...
11/24/2015 3.3 out of 5
Lesson Learned
A doctor in a...
11/23/2015 3.5 out of 5
Keeping the Peace
What did the Yogi say...
11/20/2015 4.4 out of 5


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