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The Half-Wit
A man owned a small painting company in Texas. The Texas Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. ...
3/8/2010 4.1 out of 5
Just so ya know...
Just so ya know......
3/10/2010 2.2 out of 5
Funeral Procession
A woman was leaving a convenience store...
3/10/2010 4.1 out of 5
A Visit From the Kids
A man in Cleveland calls his son in Philly the day before Christmas Eve ...
3/11/2010 4.0 out of 5
A Generous Doctor
A doctor gave a man...
3/12/2010 2.5 out of 5
Work Lesson
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw ...
3/15/2010 3.4 out of 5
On the Witness Stand
Doctor, before you performed the autopsy...
3/16/2010 4.0 out of 5
Chillin'
Energy efficiency at its finest......
3/17/2010 2.7 out of 5
The Making of an Entrepreneur
The Town Council in a small New England town decided to help a street person who had taken up residence there...
3/19/2010 2.0 out of 5
A Balanced Diet
A man goes to the doctor with a banana...
3/22/2010 1.9 out of 5
Marriage Therapy
A man and woman who have been married for 20 years begin to have problems...
3/23/2010 3.5 out of 5
No Strings Attached
A string walks into a bar...
3/24/2010 2.8 out of 5
Dog For Sale
A guy is riding through a neighborhood and sees a sign...
3/25/2010 4.3 out of 5
Just To Be Sure
A husband and his intellectually-challenged wife were hunting...
3/26/2010 2.8 out of 5
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife had a fight and were giving each other the silent treatment...
3/29/2010 2.4 out of 5
The Exchange Students
A Spanish woman marries an Egyptian...
3/30/2010 2.2 out of 5
The Zen Buddhist Monk
A Zen Buddhist monk in his saffron robes walks the streets of New York...
3/31/2010 1.4 out of 5
Record Breakers
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking...
4/1/2010 3.5 out of 5
Worth Every Penny
A man and his ever-nagging wife...
4/2/2010 3.8 out of 5
Negative People
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome...
4/5/2010 4.5 out of 5
Bubba Calls 911
Bettie Jo passed away and Bubba called 911...
4/7/2010 3.4 out of 5
Will the Real Men Please Stand Up
Everybody on earth dies and goes to...
4/8/2010 3.8 out of 5
The Dyslexic Agnostic
Did you hear about the...
4/9/2010 1.6 out of 5
The Census Taker
A man was sitting on his porch...
4/12/2010 3.6 out of 5
Geography Lessons for Retirees 4/13/2010 4.0 out of 5
A Short History of Medicine
I have an earache...
4/14/2010 2.0 out of 5
Translating Help Wanted Terminology
COMPETITIVE SALARY...
4/15/2010 3.8 out of 5
Elementary, My Dear Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip...
4/16/2010 4.1 out of 5
Car Accident
An old guy's car collides with a young guy's car ...
4/19/2010 4.8 out of 5
The Boss
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect...
4/20/2010 4.8 out of 5
Wallpaper
How many men does it take...
4/21/2010 3.7 out of 5
The Wife From Hell
A police officer pulls over a speeding car...
4/22/2010 4.9 out of 5
Yankees vs. Red Sox
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans...
4/23/2010 3.7 out of 5
Murder!
A murder has been committed. Police are called to the scene...
4/26/2010 1.9 out of 5
The Obituary
A frugal woman goes into the local newspaper office...
4/27/2010 3.0 out of 5
Bedside Manner
Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months...
4/28/2010 3.6 out of 5
Divorce Settlement
A divorce court judge said to the husband...
4/29/2010 3.6 out of 5
The Importance of Having the Right Tool
The Importance of Having the Right Tool...
4/30/2010 3.7 out of 5
Cussin' Time
Two brothers, a six year old and a four year old, are upstairs in their bedroom...
5/3/2010 4.4 out of 5
Husband of the Year Awards
And the winner is...
5/4/2010 3.9 out of 5
The Elevator
A boy and his father visiting from a third world country...
5/5/2010 3.4 out of 5
Don't Judge Too Quickly
Don't Judge Too Quickly...
5/6/2010 4.5 out of 5
The Accountant Joke
A guy in a bar leans over...
5/7/2010 3.7 out of 5
FOR SALE BY OWNER
FOR SALE BY OWNER - Complete set of...
5/10/2010 2.9 out of 5
Suspect Behavior
The light turned yellow, just in front of him...
5/12/2010 3.2 out of 5
The Slovak Eye Test
A Slovak immigrant went to the DMV...
5/13/2010 3.0 out of 5
Italian Women Can be Tough!
An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed...
5/14/2010 3.8 out of 5
Restroom Signs
The writing's on the wall...
5/17/2010 2.4 out of 5
Funny Quotes
I asked my wife...
5/18/2010 3.1 out of 5
Are You Smarter Than...
A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other ...
5/19/2010 4.4 out of 5


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