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The Half-Wit A man owned a small painting company in Texas. The Texas Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. ...	3/8/2010	4.1 out of 5
Just so ya know... Just so ya know......	3/10/2010	2.2 out of 5
Funeral Procession A woman was leaving a convenience store...	3/10/2010	4.1 out of 5
A Visit From the Kids A man in Cleveland calls his son in Philly the day before Christmas Eve ...	3/11/2010	4.0 out of 5
A Generous Doctor A doctor gave a man...	3/12/2010	2.5 out of 5
Work Lesson A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw ...	3/15/2010	3.4 out of 5
On the Witness Stand Doctor, before you performed the autopsy...	3/16/2010	4.0 out of 5
Chillin' Energy efficiency at its finest......	3/17/2010	2.7 out of 5
The Making of an Entrepreneur The Town Council in a small New England town decided to help a street person who had taken up residence there...	3/19/2010	2.0 out of 5
A Balanced Diet A man goes to the doctor with a banana...	3/22/2010	1.9 out of 5
Marriage Therapy A man and woman who have been married for 20 years begin to have problems...	3/23/2010	3.5 out of 5
No Strings Attached A string walks into a bar...	3/24/2010	2.8 out of 5
Dog For Sale A guy is riding through a neighborhood and sees a sign...	3/25/2010	4.4 out of 5
Just To Be Sure A husband and his intellectually-challenged wife were hunting...	3/26/2010	2.8 out of 5
The Silent Treatment A man and his wife had a fight and were giving each other the silent treatment...	3/29/2010	2.4 out of 5
The Exchange Students A Spanish woman marries an Egyptian...	3/30/2010	2.2 out of 5
The Zen Buddhist Monk A Zen Buddhist monk in his saffron robes walks the streets of New York...	3/31/2010	1.4 out of 5
Record Breakers Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking...	4/1/2010	3.5 out of 5
Worth Every Penny A man and his ever-nagging wife...	4/2/2010	3.8 out of 5
Negative People A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome...	4/5/2010	4.5 out of 5
Bubba Calls 911 Bettie Jo passed away and Bubba called 911...	4/7/2010	3.4 out of 5
Will the Real Men Please Stand Up Everybody on earth dies and goes to...	4/8/2010	3.8 out of 5
The Dyslexic Agnostic Did you hear about the...	4/9/2010	1.6 out of 5
The Census Taker A man was sitting on his porch...	4/12/2010	3.6 out of 5
Geography Lessons for Retirees	4/13/2010	4.0 out of 5
A Short History of Medicine I have an earache...	4/14/2010	2.0 out of 5
Translating Help Wanted Terminology COMPETITIVE SALARY...	4/15/2010	3.8 out of 5
Elementary, My Dear Watson Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip...	4/16/2010	4.1 out of 5
Car Accident An old guy's car collides with a young guy's car ...	4/19/2010	4.8 out of 5
The Boss The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect...	4/20/2010	4.8 out of 5
Wallpaper How many men does it take...	4/21/2010	3.7 out of 5
The Wife From Hell A police officer pulls over a speeding car...	4/22/2010	4.9 out of 5
Yankees vs. Red Sox A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans...	4/23/2010	3.7 out of 5
Murder! A murder has been committed. Police are called to the scene...	4/26/2010	1.9 out of 5
The Obituary A frugal woman goes into the local newspaper office...	4/27/2010	3.0 out of 5
Bedside Manner Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months...	4/28/2010	3.6 out of 5
Divorce Settlement A divorce court judge said to the husband...	4/29/2010	3.6 out of 5
The Importance of Having the Right Tool The Importance of Having the Right Tool...	4/30/2010	3.7 out of 5
Cussin' Time Two brothers, a six year old and a four year old, are upstairs in their bedroom...	5/3/2010	4.4 out of 5
Husband of the Year Awards And the winner is...	5/4/2010	3.9 out of 5
The Elevator A boy and his father visiting from a third world country...	5/5/2010	3.4 out of 5
Don't Judge Too Quickly Don't Judge Too Quickly...	5/6/2010	4.5 out of 5
The Accountant Joke A guy in a bar leans over...	5/7/2010	3.7 out of 5
FOR SALE BY OWNER FOR SALE BY OWNER - Complete set of...	5/10/2010	2.9 out of 5
Suspect Behavior The light turned yellow, just in front of him...	5/12/2010	3.2 out of 5
The Slovak Eye Test A Slovak immigrant went to the DMV...	5/13/2010	3.0 out of 5
Italian Women Can be Tough! An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed...	5/14/2010	3.8 out of 5
Restroom Signs The writing's on the wall...	5/17/2010	2.4 out of 5
Funny Quotes I asked my wife...	5/18/2010	3.1 out of 5
Are You Smarter Than... A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other ...	5/19/2010	4.4 out of 5

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