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The Half-Wit
A man owned a small painting company in Texas. The Texas Work Force Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. ... 		3/8/2010 4.1 out of 5
Just so ya know...
Just so ya know...... 		3/10/2010 2.2 out of 5
Funeral Procession
A woman was leaving a convenience store... 		3/10/2010 4.1 out of 5
A Visit From the Kids
A man in Cleveland calls his son in Philly the day before Christmas Eve ... 		3/11/2010 4.0 out of 5
A Generous Doctor
A doctor gave a man... 		3/12/2010 2.5 out of 5
Work Lesson
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw ... 		3/15/2010 3.3 out of 5
On the Witness Stand
Doctor, before you performed the autopsy... 		3/16/2010 4.0 out of 5
Chillin'
Energy efficiency at its finest...... 		3/17/2010 - 3/17/2015 2.8 out of 5
The Making of an Entrepreneur
The Town Council in a small New England town decided to help a street person who had taken up residence there... 		3/19/2010 2.0 out of 5
A Balanced Diet
A man goes to the doctor with a banana... 		3/22/2010 1.9 out of 5
Marriage Therapy
A man and woman who have been married for 20 years begin to have problems... 		3/23/2010 3.5 out of 5
No Strings Attached
A string walks into a bar... 		3/24/2010 2.8 out of 5
Dog For Sale
A guy is riding through a neighborhood and sees a sign... 		3/25/2010 4.3 out of 5
Just To Be Sure
A husband and his intellectually-challenged wife were hunting... 		3/26/2010 2.8 out of 5
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife had a fight and were giving each other the silent treatment... 		3/29/2010 2.4 out of 5
The Exchange Students
A Spanish woman marries an Egyptian... 		3/30/2010 2.2 out of 5
The Zen Buddhist Monk
A Zen Buddhist monk in his saffron robes walks the streets of New York... 		3/31/2010 1.4 out of 5
Record Breakers
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking... 		4/1/2010 3.5 out of 5
Worth Every Penny
A man and his ever-nagging wife... 		4/2/2010 3.8 out of 5
Negative People
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome... 		4/5/2010 4.5 out of 5
Bubba Calls 911
Bettie Jo passed away and Bubba called 911... 		4/7/2010 3.4 out of 5
Will the Real Men Please Stand Up
Everybody on earth dies and goes to... 		4/8/2010 3.8 out of 5
The Dyslexic Agnostic
Did you hear about the... 		4/9/2010 1.6 out of 5
The Census Taker
A man was sitting on his porch... 		4/12/2010 3.6 out of 5
Geography Lessons for Retirees 4/13/2010 4.0 out of 5
A Short History of Medicine
I have an earache... 		4/14/2010 2.0 out of 5
Translating Help Wanted Terminology
COMPETITIVE SALARY... 		4/15/2010 3.8 out of 5
Elementary, My Dear Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip... 		4/16/2010 4.1 out of 5
Car Accident
An old guy's car collides with a young guy's car ... 		4/19/2010 4.8 out of 5
The Boss
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect... 		4/20/2010 4.8 out of 5
Wallpaper
How many men does it take... 		4/21/2010 3.7 out of 5
The Wife From Hell
A police officer pulls over a speeding car... 		4/22/2010 4.9 out of 5
Yankees vs. Red Sox
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans... 		4/23/2010 3.7 out of 5
Murder!
A murder has been committed. Police are called to the scene... 		4/26/2010 1.9 out of 5
The Obituary
A frugal woman goes into the local newspaper office... 		4/27/2010 3.0 out of 5
Bedside Manner
Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months... 		4/28/2010 3.6 out of 5
Divorce Settlement
A divorce court judge said to the husband... 		4/29/2010 3.6 out of 5
The Importance of Having the Right Tool
The Importance of Having the Right Tool... 		4/30/2010 3.7 out of 5
Cussin' Time
Two brothers, a six year old and a four year old, are upstairs in their bedroom... 		5/3/2010 4.4 out of 5
Husband of the Year Awards
And the winner is... 		5/4/2010 3.9 out of 5
The Elevator
A boy and his father visiting from a third world country... 		5/5/2010 3.4 out of 5
Don't Judge Too Quickly
Don't Judge Too Quickly... 		5/6/2010 4.5 out of 5
The Accountant Joke
A guy in a bar leans over... 		5/7/2010 3.7 out of 5
FOR SALE BY OWNER
FOR SALE BY OWNER - Complete set of... 		5/10/2010 2.9 out of 5
Suspect Behavior
The light turned yellow, just in front of him... 		5/12/2010 3.2 out of 5
The Slovak Eye Test
A Slovak immigrant went to the DMV... 		5/13/2010 3.0 out of 5
Italian Women Can be Tough!
An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed... 		5/14/2010 3.8 out of 5
Restroom Signs
The writing's on the wall... 		5/17/2010 2.4 out of 5
Funny Quotes
I asked my wife... 		5/18/2010 3.1 out of 5
Are You Smarter Than...
A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other ... 		5/19/2010 4.5 out of 5

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