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Zen Diet
Did you hear...
4/6/2015 2.6 out of 5
You're a Statue
A woman and her lover...
4/25/2013 3.9 out of 5
Your Daily Thought
Some people are...
7/30/2013 2.4 out of 5
Your Call
Through the pitch-black...
9/3/2012 4.7 out of 5
Your Attention, Please!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
1/21/2014 3.2 out of 5
Your Attention, Please!
Let the passengers...
1/22/2014 3.0 out of 5
Your Attention, Please!
To the gentleman wearing...
1/23/2014 3.7 out of 5
You Must be Kidding
A lazy executive...
4/8/2013 2.4 out of 5
You Must be Dreaming
Doc, I keep having...
12/27/2011 1.9 out of 5
You Mean Hysterical
But doctor...
5/30/2012 3.1 out of 5
You Know You're Getting Old When
Your sweetie says...
5/29/2012 3.1 out of 5
You Know You're Getting Old When
Your joints are more...
12/22/2011 2.7 out of 5
You Know You're Getting Old When
Your car insurance...
12/16/2011 1.7 out of 5
You Know You're Getting Old When
You know you're getting old...
8/17/2011 3.3 out of 5
You Know You're Getting Old When
You know you're getting old...
8/29/2011 3.8 out of 5
You Know You're Getting Old When
It's tougher to lose weight...
8/31/2011 3.2 out of 5
You Know You're Getting Old When
Sleeping on the couch...
9/9/2011 3.2 out of 5
You Know You're Getting Old When
You keep more food...
9/23/2011 2.1 out of 5
You Know You're Getting Old When
You look for your glasses...
10/3/2011 1.8 out of 5
You Know You're Getting Old When
You no longer think of speed...
11/1/2011 3.4 out of 5
You Know You're Getting Old When
You run out of breath...
11/4/2011 2.6 out of 5
You Know You're Getting Old When
You wear black socks...
11/10/2011 2.6 out of 5
You Know You Work in Corporate America if
You’ve sat at the same...
7/2/2012 3.0 out of 5
You Know You Work in Corporate America if
The word “opportunity” makes...
7/6 - 6/6/2012 3.4 out of 5
You know you are living in 2011 when
You accidentally enter...
9/28/2011 4.0 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
6/24/2013 2.9 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
6/26/2013 2.7 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
6/28/2013 3.5 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
7/2 - 6/2/2013 2.6 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
7/5/2013 2.1 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
7/9/2013 3.2 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
5/20/2013 4.1 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
5/29/2013 3.9 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
6/4/2013 4.3 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
6/6/2013 4.4 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
6/10/2013 4.0 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
6/14/2013 3.3 out of 5
You Just Had One Job!
Just one job...
6/20/2013 3.7 out of 5
You Get What You Pay For
One beautiful Sunday...
10/11/2012 3.4 out of 5
You Get What You Pay For
Driving by a Texas...
7/22/2014 2.1 out of 5
You Get What You Pay For
After dating a young lady...
2/1/2011 3.3 out of 5
You Asked for It
A man and his wife were...
3/4/2011 3.8 out of 5
Yeah, Right
Like we need...
2/12/2013 2.8 out of 5
Yankees vs. Red Sox
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans...
4/23/2010 3.7 out of 5
Wrong Wish
A couple had been...
1/10/2017 3.2 out of 5
Wrong Number
Trying to call...
2/18/2015 2.7 out of 5
Wrong Answer
A fellow walked up to...
5/21/2014 1.7 out of 5
Would You Marry Again?
A husband and wife were...
8/31/2010 3.7 out of 5
Worth Every Penny
A man and his ever-nagging wife...
4/2/2010 3.8 out of 5
Worms
A biology teacher...
11/2/2012 3.8 out of 5


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NLB Corporation
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Jotun Paints Inc.
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Covestro Deutschland
Corrosion protection – one layer ahead

Pasquick® saves one layer of coating in corrosion protection projects – resulting in faster workflows and more cost efficiency for owners and contractors.


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Safway Services
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Protect assets and equipment. Keep facilities open and operational. Maintain schedules regardless of weather. Ensure smooth and continuous production. Easy to erect. Safway is the primary distributor of HAKI® products including HAKISPAN and HAKITEC® 750 – in North America.


US Minerals
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Black Magnum

With nationwide production and distribution capabilities, U.S. Minerals supplies a complete range of coal slag and other abrasives to meet all of your blasting needs.


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