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Washington Post's Mensa Invitational New Words
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12 Laws of Golf
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Dampney Co., Inc.
Rubber In a can!
Rubberized Spray in a
Handy Aerosol Can
• Stays flexible
• Seals off moisture penetration
• Non sagging formulation
• Will not crack, chip or peel
• Apply to wet and dry surfaces
• Paintable

Madison Chemical Industries Inc.
There’s only one CorroCote
Madison invented CorroCote
in 1974 to prevent corrosion
in underground fuel storage
tanks. Today, it’s still the
classic coating for protecting
infrastructure

Greenhorne & O'Mara, Inc.
One Team. Infinite Solutions.
Greenhorne & O’Mara is now Stantec. Contact us for coatings and corrosion consulting, design, analysis, and inspection services at john.woods@stantec.com.

Harsco
BLACK BEAUTY® GLASS
A 100% post-consumer bottle glass abrasive from a company you can trust. Toll Free: 1-888-733-3646

Novatek Corporation
Dustless Coatings Removal
Strip it, clean it, and profile it,
all dust free! High production
rates and Blast like finishes.
Comply with new lead
standards.

Denso North America Inc.
Tank Base Protection
An easy to apply system utilizing Denso tapes and coatings around the tank base, that helps prevent corrosion from external elements.
Call 1-281-821-3355 or Visit densona.com

NLB Corporation
Handheld VertaJet™ for concrete or steel
Ergonomic VertaJet from NLB boosts surface prep productivity. Rotating 40,000 psi water jets strip a 6” path and get into corners, with vacuum recovery.

 
 
 
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