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"Knit" Picking
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7/25/2011 3.0 out of 5
Washington Post's Mensa Invitational New Words
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1+1=what?
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6/1/2010 2.9 out of 5
10 Things Men Know About Women
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12/14/2011 2.8 out of 5
12 (More) Laws of Golf
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6/17/2011 3.3 out of 5
12 Laws of Golf
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6/16/2011 4.2 out of 5
15 Things We Wouldn’t Know if it Wasn’t for the Movies
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4/23/2013 4.1 out of 5
15 Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace
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8/15/2011 3.2 out of 5
2 + 2 = what?
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2 Stuffed Dogs
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20/20 Vision
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3 For 3
My stuffing was...
4/17/2014 2.3 out of 5
3 Strikes, You’re Out!
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11/24/2010 3.8 out of 5
3 Types
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1/6/2014 2.1 out of 5
3 Wise Men
Three men died...
1/15/2014 3.6 out of 5
3 Wise Men
The same question was posed...
1/17/2013 4.4 out of 5
3 Wishes
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7/23/2010 4.2 out of 5
3-Day Pass
An Israeli soldier who just...
3/13/2012 3.6 out of 5
A Balanced Diet
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3/22/2010 1.9 out of 5
A Billion
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5/9/2014 4.0 out of 5
A Blur
A snail was mugged...
7/18/2013 2.8 out of 5
A Day Off
Two factory workers...
3/29/2013 4.0 out of 5
A Dog's Life
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7/30/2014 3.8 out of 5
A Frog in his Throat
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1/30/2014 4.4 out of 5
A Generous Doctor
A doctor gave a man...
3/12/2010 2.5 out of 5
A Good Book
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3/16/2011 2.6 out of 5
A Guide to Man Talk
I heard you...
4/1/2013 3.3 out of 5
A Guide to Man Talk
Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut...
3/25/2013 2.6 out of 5
A Guide to Man Talk
I was listening...
3/11/2013 3.1 out of 5
A Guide to Man Talk
I’m going fishing...
2/21/2013 3.5 out of 5
A ha!
A man dies and goes...
10/9/2012 3.7 out of 5
A Hard Day's Work
God: “Whew! I just created a...
10/12/2010 2.4 out of 5
A Kind Word
A man walked into a...
2/5/2013 3.5 out of 5
A Matter of Fact
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11/6/2013 2.3 out of 5
A Matter of Fact
A grenade thrown...
11/12/2013 2.2 out of 5
A Matter of Semantics
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4/21/2011 2.9 out of 5
A New Dress
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3/6/2013 4.1 out of 5
A Real Gamble
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1/25 - 2/1/2011 3.4 out of 5
A Real Gamble
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10/19/2011 3.6 out of 5
A Real Hero
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11/21/2012 4.1 out of 5
A Real Mouthful
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5/6/2014 3.1 out of 5
A Really Bad Day
A sad looking man is...
7/28/2010 3.9 out of 5
A Reasonable Explanation
The mother-in-law arrives...
5/19/2014 2.9 out of 5
A Riddle
A rapist, a gangster...
2/11/2011 1.8 out of 5
A Sensitive Guy
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1/6/2012 4.0 out of 5
A Short History of Medicine
I have an earache...
4/14/2010 2.0 out of 5
A Simple Formula
A doddering professor...
3/10/2014 3.3 out of 5
A Tough Act to Follow
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5/7/2012 3.5 out of 5
A Visit From the Kids
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3/11/2010 4.0 out of 5
A Walking Economy
Two guys are walking...
12/21/2011 2.6 out of 5


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