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"Knit" Picking
A policeman sees...
7/25/2011 3.0 out of 5
Washington Post's Mensa Invitational New Words
Cashtration: The act of...
7/16/2012 4.3 out of 5
1+1=what?
A linguistics professor was lecturing...
6/1/2010 2.9 out of 5
10 Signs That Your Amish Teen is in Trouble
Sometimes stays in bed...
10/29/2015 2.1 out of 5
10 Things Men Know About Women
1.)...
12/14/2011 2.8 out of 5
12 (More) Laws of Golf
If it isn't broke...
6/17/2011 3.3 out of 5
12 Laws of Golf
No matter how bad your last...
6/16/2011 4.2 out of 5
15 Things We Wouldn’t Know if it Wasn’t for the Movies
The ventilation system...
4/23/2013 4.1 out of 5
15 Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace
Page yourself over the intercom...
8/15/2011 3.2 out of 5
2 + 2 = what?
A teacher was having trouble teaching math...
6/21/2010 3.0 out of 5
2 Stuffed Dogs
Paddy took two...
8/20/2013 2.1 out of 5
20/20 Vision
A cop pulls a young...
3/18/2013 3.1 out of 5
3 For 3
My stuffing was...
4/17/2014 2.3 out of 5
3 Strikes, You’re Out!
A man was driving...
11/24/2010 3.8 out of 5
3 Types
There are three...
1/6/2014 2.1 out of 5
3 Wise Men
Three men died...
1/15/2014 3.6 out of 5
3 Wise Men
The same question was posed...
1/17/2013 4.4 out of 5
3 Wishes
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods...
7/23/2010 4.2 out of 5
3 Wishes
A state government ...
2/16/2016 2.9 out of 5
3-Day Pass
An Israeli soldier who just...
3/13/2012 3.6 out of 5
50 Shades
My wife said...
3/12/2015 4.0 out of 5
A Balanced Diet
A man goes to the doctor with a banana...
3/22/2010 1.9 out of 5
A Billion
A billion seconds ago...
5/9/2014 4.0 out of 5
A Blur
A snail was mugged...
7/18/2013 2.8 out of 5
A Committed Man
Where can you find...
4/12/2016 2.2 out of 5
A Contractor in Heaven
Upon his arrival...
3/9/2015 4.1 out of 5
A Darkened Theater
A strained voice...
12/16/2014 2.0 out of 5
A Day Off
Two factory workers...
3/29/2013 4.0 out of 5
A Dog's Life
This guy sees a sign ...
7/30/2014 3.8 out of 5
A Dog's Life
As a butcher...
6/5/2015 3.8 out of 5
A Frog in his Throat
A man enters his local bar...
1/30/2014 4.4 out of 5
A Generous Doctor
A doctor gave a man...
3/12/2010 2.5 out of 5
A Good Book
Two magicians...
3/16/2011 2.6 out of 5
A Grizzly Conversation
A priest, a minister...
4/8/2015 4.0 out of 5
A Guide to Man Talk
I heard you...
4/1/2013 3.3 out of 5
A Guide to Man Talk
Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut...
3/25/2013 2.6 out of 5
A Guide to Man Talk
I was listening...
3/11/2013 3.1 out of 5
A Guide to Man Talk
I’m going fishing...
2/21/2013 3.5 out of 5
A ha!
A man dies and goes...
10/9/2012 3.7 out of 5
A Haircut
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”...
1/15/2016 4.4 out of 5
A Hard Day's Work
God: “Whew! I just created a...
10/12/2010 2.4 out of 5
A Kind Word
A man walked into a...
2/5/2013 3.5 out of 5
A Little Short
A guy goes into a bar...
10/2/2015 3.7 out of 5
A Matter of Fact
The algebra teacher confiscated...
11/6/2013 2.3 out of 5
A Matter of Fact
A grenade thrown...
11/12/2013 2.2 out of 5
A Matter of Semantics
Did you ever notice...
4/21/2011 2.9 out of 5
A New Dress
The robber looked exhausted...
3/6/2013 4.1 out of 5
A Position of Authority
A rancher was minding...
2/11/2016 4.0 out of 5
A Real Character
An employee had...
5/25/2016 4.3 out of 5
A Real Gamble
A woman in Atlantic City...
1/25 - 2/1/2011 3.4 out of 5


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Hempel Protective Coatings

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