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Pray for Him
A preacher was giving...
11/25/2014 N/a
Lunch Lesson
In a Catholic...
11/24/2014 3.0 out of 5
Up For Grabs
Three ministers are...
11/21/2014 3.3 out of 5
Buying Lipstick
What did the duck...
11/20/2014 2.4 out of 5
Why Teachers Drink
The following questions...
11/19/2014 3.2 out of 5
Bug Muscles
What kind of pillar...
11/18/2014 1.4 out of 5
Turn Signal
On a recent flight...
11/17/2014 2.5 out of 5
Professional Painter
A blonde wanting...
11/14/2014 3.6 out of 5
Captain Calls
A Spanish captain...
11/13/2014 3.3 out of 5
Unexpected Snack
Ron had owned...
11/12/2014 4.3 out of 5
Port Police
The constables held...
11/11/2014 1.9 out of 5
Scent of Paint
What's red and smells...
11/10/2014 1.7 out of 5
Second Opinion
Two campers are hiking...
11/7/2014 3.1 out of 5
Dangerous Swim
What did the fish...
11/6/2014 2.5 out of 5
Gifts from Seniors
A tour bus driver...
11/5/2014 4.2 out of 5
Out of Stock
A girl walks into...
11/4/2014 2.9 out of 5
Surgery Scare
Two little kids...
11/3/2014 4.2 out of 5
Cigarette Umbrella
Two ladies were outside...
10/31/2014 4.2 out of 5
One for the Team
After a bizarre...
10/30/2014 2.4 out of 5
Ahoy Matey
How much does...
10/29/2014 2.0 out of 5
Restless Refrigerator
A woman goes to...
10/28/2014 1.5 out of 5
Scent of Attraction
My mother and my...
10/27/2014 1.1 out of 5
Attractive Astronomy
Why do people...
10/24/2014 1.3 out of 5
Beach Bum
Here is this guy...
10/23/2014 3.7 out of 5
Gourd News
What do you...
10/22/2014 2.5 out of 5
Chicken Race
A man was driving...
10/21/2014 3.2 out of 5
Tea Party
Earl Grey was away...
10/20/2014 1.4 out of 5
Planet of the Ape-like
An old gorilla dies...
10/17/2014 4.0 out of 5
Dragging Their Feet
Two men both drag...
10/16/2014 2.0 out of 5
Cabbies in Heaven
A cab driver...
10/15/2014 3.8 out of 5
Tardy
Why was the blonde...
10/14/2014 1.3 out of 5
Cleanup in Aisle 9
Three couples-one...
10/13/2014 4.4 out of 5
Witchy One Nighter
Two drunk guys...
10/10/2014 2.6 out of 5
The Answer Mom
Johnny asks his mother...
10/9/2014 4.0 out of 5
Road Rules
A senior citizen...
10/8/2014 3.4 out of 5
Skip It
A blind man...
10/7/2014 3.2 out of 5
Irishman
What does an Irishman...
10/6/2014 1.2 out of 5
Spelling Champ
Why did the dummy...
10/3/2014 1.4 out of 5
The Difference
What's the difference...
10/2/2014 3.4 out of 5
Bride and the Broom
Two brooms are getting...
10/1/2014 1.9 out of 5
Chocolate Chippy
Why did the cookie...
9/30/2014 1.4 out of 5
Life Lessons
A boy goes...
9/29/2014 4.0 out of 5
Doctor, Doctor!
A beautiful woman...
9/26/2014 2.6 out of 5
Dollar Mistake
A crook mistakenly...
9/25/2014 2.5 out of 5
Long Migration
Why do birds fly...
9/24/2014 1.6 out of 5
Traveler's Disappointment
Why was the blonde...
9/23/2014 1.4 out of 5
Good Old What’s-His-Name
Dorothy and her husband...
9/22/2014 2.7 out of 5
If I Could Turn Back Time
Why did the blonde...
9/19/2014 1.2 out of 5
Gambling Help
What is the only...
9/18/2014 1.3 out of 5
Fun Jump
What's the difference...
9/17/2014 1.5 out of 5


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