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One Liners
Before I criticize...
5/31/2016 2.0 out of 5
Mystery Ingredient
A boy asks...
5/27/2016 4.1 out of 5
One Liners
A drunk walks...
5/26/2016 3.0 out of 5
A Real Character
An employee had...
5/25/2016 4.4 out of 5
Tasty Riddles
If you have...
5/24/2016 2.8 out of 5
Tough Crowd
Every 10 years...
5/23/2016 2.9 out of 5
Price Check
A man walked into a...
5/20/2016 3.3 out of 5
Financial Advice
What's the best...
5/19/2016 2.8 out of 5
Cry Baby
Nobody loves me...
5/18/2016 2.4 out of 5
Taking Your Work Home with You
I never wanted to believe...
5/17/2016 2.8 out of 5
Workplace One-Liners
I'm great at multitasking. I can ...
5/16/2016 3.3 out of 5
One Liners
Isn’t it great to live...
5/13/2016 3.3 out of 5
Behind Every Man
A woman was telling her friend...
5/12/2016 3.9 out of 5
One Liners
I changed my password...
5/11/2016 3.6 out of 5
On Average
A statistician is...
5/10/2016 3.0 out of 5
One Liners
No one knew...
5/9/2016 3.2 out of 5
The Magic Touch
Wanna see a...
5/6/2016 1.4 out of 5
Dress for Success
My boss told me...
5/5/2016 2.3 out of 5
Suck it Up
A woman notices her husband...
5/4/2016 3.6 out of 5
In Dad's Footsteps
A gangster was asking...
5/3/2016 4.1 out of 5
Mystery Diagnosis
A guy goes to a psychiatrist...
5/2/2016 4.1 out of 5
Losing Hand
Six guys were playing...
4/29/2016 4.0 out of 5
Da..aaad
A small boy is sent...
4/28/2016 3.3 out of 5
Coffee
I won't die...
4/27/2016 2.4 out of 5
Marriage Prep
Why are men...
4/26/2016 2.6 out of 5
Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Everybody move away...
4/25/2016 1.6 out of 5
The Sub
A priest was called away...
4/22/2016 2.8 out of 5
If You Love Something
Set it free...
4/21/2016 2.3 out of 5
Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Hand me that...
4/20/2016 3.7 out of 5
Red, White and Blue
A Dutchman was...
4/19/2016 3.7 out of 5
Good Things About Getting Old
Kidnappers are not very...
4/18/2016 3.0 out of 5
Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Don’t worry...
4/15/2016 3.4 out of 5
The River
A preacher was delivering...
4/14/2016 4.1 out of 5
Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
I wish...
4/13/2016 2.3 out of 5
A Committed Man
Where can you find...
4/12/2016 2.2 out of 5
It's All Relative
A couple drove...
4/11/2016 4.1 out of 5
If You Love Something
Set it free...
4/8/2016 1.4 out of 5
The Lottery
A man and his wife...
4/7/2016 3.7 out of 5
Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Better save that...
4/6/2016 2.8 out of 5
The Lamaze Class
The Lamaze class was in full swing...
4/5/2016 3.6 out of 5
Telemarketers
How many...
4/4/2016 2.6 out of 5
Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
OK, now take...
4/1/2016 2.1 out of 5
The Best Friend Test
To determine who's truly...
3/31/2016 3.6 out of 5
The Best Medicine
What's the difference...
3/30/2016 2.6 out of 5
Do it Yourself
My wife asked me to...
3/29/2016 3.7 out of 5
The Best Medicine
The doctor said...
3/28/2016 3.0 out of 5
Cop Out
A salesman was tired...
3/25/2016 3.4 out of 5
Perfection
A drunk guy...
3/24/2016 2.8 out of 5
The Best Medicine
I told the doctor...
3/23/2016 2.4 out of 5
Two Heads Aren't Better
How was your game...
3/22/2016 2.6 out of 5


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