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On Target
Did you hear ...
7/25/2014 1.5 out of 5
Two to Tango
Did you hear ...
7/24/2014 1.4 out of 5
What's in a Name
A grasshopper walks ...
7/23/2014 2.8 out of 5
You Get What You Pay For
Driving by a Texas...
7/22/2014 2.0 out of 5
Now Hear This!
Did you hear ...
7/21/2014 3.1 out of 5
The Payoff
At breakfast...
7/18/2014 4.1 out of 5
Bored of Education
The child comes home...
7/17/2014 2.9 out of 5
Ringer
At the cocktail party...
7/8/2014 3.6 out of 5
Toad You So
A little boy goes...
7/7/2014 3.0 out of 5
Blink
Two blondes were driving...
7/3/2014 2.7 out of 5
With This Ring
A police officer ...
7/2/2014 3.9 out of 5
Rx Regrets
A distraught senior ...
7/1/2014 3.5 out of 5
Time Out
Boss: You Should...
6/30/2014 2.5 out of 5
Keeping the Faith
The woman, embarrassed...
6/27/2014 3.6 out of 5
Gator Bait
While sports fishing ...
6/26/2014 3.8 out of 5
Blonde Ambition
Two blondes were flying...
6/25/2014 2.9 out of 5
Playing Through
The room was full of pregnant...
6/24/2014 3.2 out of 5
The Buzz
Two bees ran into ...
6/23/2014 2.6 out of 5
Pampered
After the young couple brought ...
6/20/2014 3.5 out of 5
Lemons and Lemonade
A family had twin boys ...
6/19/2014 3.7 out of 5
Last Gasp
Fred had been a faithful ...
6/18/2014 4.4 out of 5
Night Owls
A man is in bed ...
6/17/2014 3.0 out of 5
Department of Corrections
Police in Los Angeles ...
6/16/2014 2.8 out of 5
Baby on Board
A man called 911 ...
6/13/2014 3.2 out of 5
Spin Doctor
The doctor walks into ...
6/12/2014 3.2 out of 5
Holy Mackerel
A couple of priests ...
6/11/2014 3.9 out of 5
Watch This
Jennifer watched as the cashier...
6/11/2014 3.5 out of 5
Getting Wired
The lumberjack loved...
6/10/2014 1.4 out of 5
Life Explained by Graphs
Your intended career...
6/9/2014 3.5 out of 5
Dead to Rights
“Doctor, how many...
6/6/2014 2.9 out of 5
Common Sense on Trial
How was your first...
6/5/2014 3.3 out of 5
Only a Little
My daughter-in-law was driving...
6/4/2014 2.0 out of 5
How You’ve Changed!
During my mother’s...
6/3/2014 2.7 out of 5
Lampooning Lance
Two Hollywood studios...
6/2/2014 1.7 out of 5
Selling It
Time traveler needs...
5/30/2014 1.7 out of 5
Stop the Presses
British Left Waffles...
5/29/2014 1.8 out of 5
Entrepreneurial Spirit
Will code HTML for...
5/28/2014 1.5 out of 5
Brain Food
The psychology prof...
5/27/2014 3.8 out of 5
What Really Matters
A rich man wanted to...
5/23/2014 3.1 out of 5
Donkey Distress
A preacher wanted to...
5/22/2014 4.4 out of 5
Wrong Answer
A fellow walked up to...
5/21/2014 1.7 out of 5
Captain Jack's
A group of 15-year-old boys...
5/20/2014 3.9 out of 5
A Reasonable Explanation
The mother-in-law arrives...
5/19/2014 2.9 out of 5
Tall Tale
A man walks into a bar...
5/16/2014 3.0 out of 5
Diagnose This
Doctor, Doctor I’m...
5/15/2014 1.7 out of 5
Behind
Behind every great...
5/14/2014 1.8 out of 5
With All My Love
Mrs. Smythe, a longtime...
5/13/2014 2.6 out of 5
Imagine That
Several weeks after...
5/12/2014 3.8 out of 5
A Billion
A billion seconds ago...
5/9/2014 3.9 out of 5
Miscellaneous Terms
The pain that drives...
5/8/2014 2.5 out of 5


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