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February 23, 2018

Things I learned from TV:

All crimes are solved in 1 hour.

Court dates are scheduled for approximately 15 minutes after a crime has been committed.

The good guy always wins.

When you’re trapped, you always find a way out.

A trip from Los Angeles to China takes 5 seconds.

If someone gets shot, it rarely makes a mess.

All women still have makeup on when they wake up in the morning.

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