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October 7, 2015

Making Amends

Joe, a notoriously bad golfer, hit his ball off the first tee and watched as it sliced to the right and disappeared through an open window. Figuring that’s the end of it, he got another ball out of his bag and played on.

On the eighth hole, a police officer approached Joe on the course and said, “Did you hit a golf ball through a window back there?”

Joe replied, “Yes I did.”

“Well,” said the police officer, “it knocked a lamp over, scaring the dog, which raced out of the house onto the highway. A driver rammed into a brick wall to avoid the dog and sent three people to hospital.”

“Oh my goodness!” said Joe, “Is there anything I can do?”

“Yes there is,” said the cop.

“Try keeping your head down and close up your stance a bit.”

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