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May 2, 2016

Mystery Diagnosis

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist asks him, “Do you drink alcohol?”

“No.”

“Do you smoke?”

“No.”

“Do you use drugs?”

“No.”

“Do you gamble?”

“No.”

“Do you cheat on your wife?”

“No.”

“So then, why did you come to me?”

“I lie a lot.”

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