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May 26, 2017

Sand Traps

An octogenarian, who was an avid golfer, moved to a new town and joined the local country club. He went to the club for the first time to play but was told there wasn't anybody he could play with because they were already out on the course.

He repeated several times that he really wanted to play. Finally, the assistant pro said he would play with him and would give him a 12-stroke handicap. The 80-year-old said, "I really don't need a handicap as I have been playing quite well. The only real problem I have is getting out of sand traps." 

And he did play well.

Coming onto the 18th the old man had a long drive, but it landed in one of the sand traps around the hole. Shooting from the sand trap, he hit a very high ball which landed on the green and rolled into the hole!

The pro walked over to the sand trap, where his opponent was still standing. He said, "Nice shot, but I thought you said you have a problem getting out of sand traps?"

"I do!" replied the octogenarian, "Please, give me a hand."

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