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August 31, 2016

Tough Luck

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in June," the friend says, "and left me $10,000."

"Gee, that's tough," the man replies.

"Then in July," the friend continues, "my father died, leaving me $50,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"Then this month," continues the friend, looking anguished, "nothing!"

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