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May 17, 2012

Out of Sight, Out of Mind

The bellboy set out an elaborate dinner for two in the hotel suite.

“Will there be anything else, sir?” he asked.

“No thank you,” the gentleman replied. “That will be all.”

As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. “Anything for your wife?” he asked.

“Yeah, that’s a good idea,” the guest said. “Please bring up a postcard.”

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