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January 28, 2015

Congressional Lunch

A pair of congressmen met for lunch to hash out their political differences. Ten minutes into the meal, one angrily pounded the table. “You’re lying!” he shouted. 
“Of course I’m lying,” the other said, “but hear me out.” 

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