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October 31, 2014

Cigarette Umbrella

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. 
Lady 1: What’s that?

Lady 2: A condom. 

Lady 1: Where’d you get it? 

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. 

The next day, the first lady hobbled into the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a package of condoms.

The guy politely asked what brand she preferred.

“Doesn't matter,” she replied, “as long as it fits a Camel.”

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