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March 30, 2017

The Best Gift

"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Ralphie said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays, "It's the best Christmas present I ever got."

"That's great," smiled his uncle, "Have you learned how to play it yet?"

"Oh, I don't play it," Ralphie said, "My mom gives me $1 a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me $5 a week not to play it at night."

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